best response to a sexist boyfriend
If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.
Me: *makes a joke and cracks up*
Other people: “How is that funny?”
Me: “it’s funny because ummm ehhh…I don’t really know…it just is!”
(Five hours later)
Me (finally able to explain): “Oh! Haha that joke was funny because….”
No one remembers joke.
I once understood a joke 3 years after it was made and started laughing out loud. Got the weirdest looks ever.
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking